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What's new in Meanie Land
BLUE MEANIES T-SHIRTS ARE HERE!
Yes, Blue Meanies aficionados, you have screamed, and we have listened! Blue Meanies T-shirts are finally available. These limited-edition T-shirts are stylish, slimming, bullet proof and affordable, and they make perfect stocking stuffers (Feel free to stuff them into random household stockings all year long). Sizes include M, L, XL and 2XL. The shirts are $15 at Blue Meanies shows or $19 including shipping (via PayPal). Be the first mammal on your block to sport one of these pure-cotton glad rags! For more information, visit our CONTACT page and send us an e-mail.

THE BLUE MEANIES ARE ON FACEBOOK
We finally have an official Facebook page. Please pay us a visit and be sure to "Like" us! We'll like you too -- honest!

BLUE MEANIES ANNOUNCE BABOON CLOTHING DRIVE
When The Blue Meanies were recently informed that only one baboon in 17 owns pajamas and cotton underwear, they were justifiably outraged. "It's ludicrous," screamed singer/guitarist Gary Owen. "I am 
justifiably outraged. We -- The Blue Meanies -- will use our endless resources to clothe the poor fellows. They are, after all, our fellow primates." The band has announced it will host a baboon clothing drive in early 2014. Pajamas and cotton underwear only; please do not bring meat. More details are forthcoming.


NEW CD AVAILABLE AT BLUE MEANIES SHOWS
The Blue Meanies' self-titled CD, which features 12 of your favorite action-packed Blue Meanies recordings, is available for $10 at all sanctioned Blue Meanies shows in the lower 48 states and Guam. Don't settle for imitations! Offer good while supplies last.

BLUE MEANIES: AMERICA'S NEWEST SWEETHEARTS!
Yes, it's true! The Blue Meanies were recently declared "America's Newest Sweethearts" by an independent panel of local drunkards, Civil War widows and bulemic former rodeo clowns. Be sure to catch the band's next high-octane show to see what all the hub-bub is about!

STUDY: MEANIES STRONGER THAN GIANT GERBILS
After a 17-year study, a team of European scientists has announced that six Blue Meanies would most likely defeat an equal or greater number of giant gerbils in a Vietnamese gang-style rumble. The team considered several scenarios, including basic hand-to-claw combat and larger-scale battles involving a myriad of simple tools and weapons.

STAY TUNED FOR MORE BLUE MEANIES NEWS!
 


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