JULY 15: SPURGE FEST

Yes, the T-shirt-clad Blue Meanies will—once again—provide the entertainment for a lovely annual event (another private party) called Spurge Fest! They will probably perform Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb" for the first time since the last Spurge Fest, so they might want to brush up on it. The first guitar solo doesn't go to B minor; it stays in D. The second guitar solo goes to B minor.

DETAILS: Private party.

MAY 26-29: ABBEY ROAD ON THE RIVER

Once again, the T-shirt-clad "travel" version of the Blue Meanies will make the rigorous journey to Abbey Road on the River. For the first time ever, the fest will take place in Jeffersonville, Indiana, which was an important tactical hub for the Union during the Civil War. Stay tuned for set times and more!

DETAILS: Jeffersonville, Indiana

APRIL 1: PRIVATE PARTY

We'll be busting out of our winter-hibernation pods and celebrating with this private party in Staten Island. Since it's a private event (and not a regular gig), please think about something else, like the Battle of Pea Ridge (1862).

DETAILS: Private party.

JUNE 2: 'SGT. PEPPER' 50TH ANNIVERSARY

Stay tuned for an announcement about the who, where, what, why and when!

DETAILS: Staten Island, New York