SEPTEMBER 8: PRIVATE PARTY

Yes, it's another private party.

DETAILS: The details don't really matter—unless you happen to be at this private event.

JULY 14: PRIVATE PARTY

This popular private event, better known as Spurge Fest 2018, has been taking place since the Romans first marched into southern Britain in the first century A.D. Spurge Fest was postponed during and after the American Civil War but started up again in 1868. Spurge Fest 1911 has gone down in history as the best one ever—so far.

DETAILS: The details don't really matter—unless you happen to be at this private event.

JUNE 1: WHITE ALBUM 50TH ANNIVERSARY

The annual Beatles Blast returns to the St. George Theatre in Staten Island, New York! This year, we'll be celebrating 50th anniversary of the Beatles' classic self-titled 1968 double album, also known as the White Album.

DETAILS: 8 p.m. (doors 7 p.m.), St. George Theatre, 35 Hyatt St., Staten Island, New York
TICKETS: AVAILABLE NOW!

AUGUST 30: EMPIRE CITY CASINO

The Meanies will return to Yonkers' upstanding-citizen-packed Empire City Casino to perform another hit-filled tribute to the Monkees.

DETAILS: Times TBA; Empire City Casino, 810 Yonkers Ave., Yonkers, New York

JULY 28: PRIVATE PARTY

This is basically a place holder for the members of the band.

DETAILS: The details don't really matter—unless you happen to be at this private event.

MARCH 3: PRIVATE PARTY

This is basically a place holder for the members of the band. Hey, members of the band, be sure to show up at this private party! There'll be food!

DETAILS: The details don't really matter—unless you happen to be at this private event.